cool msn sayings

   I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.~Richard Nixon
 

   Brevity is the soul of lingerie.~Dorothy Parker
 ~cute cool msn quote

   My husband says he will leave me if i dont stop shopping... God i will miss that man.
 

   Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
 

   Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
 

   Beliefs are like watches. Each trusts his own, but no two run the same.~The Pope
   Old is when your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, and you are bare-foot.
 

   The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
 ~cute cool msn quote

   'Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.'~Euripides
 

   May you have the hindsight to know where you have been, the foresight to know where you are going, and the insight to know when you have gone too far...
 

   And on the 8th day God said: "Ok Murphy, you take over."
 ~sweet saying by The Master

   Why aren't there any nuts or grapes in grape nuts?
 

   Don't steal, the government hates competition.
   Don t cross the bridge till you come to it.
 

   Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
 ~cute cool msn quote

   Never argue with an idiot. Bystanders can't tell the difference.
 

   Einstein said that talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. Answering yourself, however, is a sign of insanity.
 

   It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
 ~sweet saying by Wonderman

   They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...~General John Sedgwick, Union commander in the Civil War, speaking his last words as he was watching enemy troops during the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House.
 

   Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.
   Oh, well. She's dead. Let's move on, shall we?~Willy Wonka
 

   Chemistry Professors Never Die, They Just Smell That Way!
 ~cute cool msn quote

   You are not a woman, you are an essence
 

   I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
 

   Hating hate does not mean you love love.
 ~sweet saying by me

   Yesterday is a past, tomorrow is a future , today is a gift that's why it's called 'present'
 

   47.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
   Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.
 

   My wife said if I watch one more Yankees game she is leaving. God I'll miss her.
 ~cute cool msn quote

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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
 ~cute quote on sweet baby

   You know your getting older when Happy Hour is a nap.
 ~sweet quotes by Cool Pickup

   Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished...
 ~cool quote about Battle of the sexes

   Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
 ~cute saying

   The more I learn about guys, the more I wish I were gay.
 ~cool quotes about Battle of the sexes

   A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
 ~sweet quote about Proverbs

   When i want your opinion i'll beat it out of you.
 ~cute quote on sweet baby

   Fortune tellers are for the poor. Psychics are for the rich.
 ~sweet quotes by Funny Man

   If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
 ~cool quote about Religion

   It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]
 ~cute saying

   Let's make like a Fabric softener and Snuggle
 ~cool quotes about Pickup Lines

   Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.~Ogden Nash
 ~sweet quote about Parenting

   Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same.
 ~cute quote on sweet baby

   Today's children would be less spoiled if we could spank grandparents!
 ~sweet quotes by Parents

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   If the only thing to survive a plane crash is the black box, why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box?
 ~cool quote about Question

   A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
 ~cute saying

   I am not single, I'm romantically challenged.
 ~cool quotes about Love

   Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
 ~sweet quote about Cool Quotes

   That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.
 ~cute quote on sister

   'The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.'~Stendhal
 ~sweet quotes by Ronalino

   Most Americans have Faith... You can tell by the Way They Drive
 ~cool quote about Cute Sayings

   Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'~Paul McCartney
 ~cute saying

   I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.~Zsa Zsa Gabor
 ~cool quotes about Funny

   It's been swell, but the swellings gone down.~Lori Petty, Tank Girl
 ~sweet quote about Movie

   'Siamese twins don't commit crimes.' (comment during DNA sampling science lesson)
 ~cute quote on sister
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   'When you got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.'~Charles W. Colson
 ~sweet quotes by Pretty Cute

   If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.
 ~cool quote about Truth

Impeach President Clinton and her husband too.
 ~cool quotes about Cute Sayings

   May you live as long as you want~and never want as long as you live.
 ~sweet quote about Feel Good

   When all else fails, admit I'm right and kiss my ass.
 ~cute quote on cool love

   I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
 ~sweet quotes by Cool Pickup

   Religion cannot be without morality, but morality may arrive without religion.
 ~cool quote about Truth

   I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
 ~cute saying

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   Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
 ~sweet quote about Cool Sayings

   Never use the words 'Evil Diabolical Plan' on your resume.
 ~cute quote on southern girl

   ZenCrafters: Total Enlightenment in about an hour.
 ~sweet quotes by Mark Flavio

   For sale: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. (Got married last weekend, wife knows everything). cute friendship quotes
 ~cool quote about Battle of the sexes

   A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.
 ~cute saying

   Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
 ~cool quotes about Advice

   A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
 ~sweet quote about One liner

   I haven't found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong.
 ~cute quote on southern girl

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
 ~cute quote on pretty myspace

   The one who swims against the stream knows the strength of it.
 ~sweet quotes by Pretty Cool

   Boy bands. The spawn of Satan.
 ~cool quote about Cool Quotes

   People who are wrapped up in themselves make very small packages.
 ~cute saying

   I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.~A. Whitney Brown cute friendship quotes
 ~cool quotes about Funny

   Do not criticize your government when out of the country. Never cease to do so when at home.~Whinston Churchill
 ~sweet quote about Politics

   The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
 ~cute quote on pretty myspace

   Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts but have to put in your two cents worth?
 ~sweet quotes by Mr Q

 A man who throws dirt loses ground.
 ~cool quote about Proverbs

   Champagne for my true friends and true pain for my sham friends!
 ~cute saying

   Non nobis solum sed toti mundo nati.~Not for ourselves, but for the whole world were we born.
 ~cool quotes about World

   Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all!
 ~sweet quote about Works

   When the pupil is ready, the teacher will come.
 ~cute quote on sweet little

   'Prejudice can save lots of time, because you can form an opinion without any facts.'~Anonymous cute friendship quotes
 ~sweet quotes by Ronalino

   Be the kind of person you always wanted your parents to be.
 ~cool quote about Cool Quotes

   When you love someone, don't draw a heart around their name, draw a circle. Hearts can be broken, but circles go on forever.
 ~cute saying

   My karma ran over your dogma.
 ~cute saying about away message

   The value of life can be measured by how many times your soul has been deeply stirred...~Soichiro Honda
 ~cool cute away message quotes about Life

   Eschew Obfuscation.
 ~sweet quote about One liner

   Life is like a hot bath, the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.
 ~cute quote on away message

   I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
 ~sweet cute away message quotes by Cool Pickup

   Never eat more than you can lift.
 ~cool quote about Cute Sayings

   It's a small world, so you gotta use your elbows a lot.
 ~cute saying about away message

   We child-proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!
 ~cool cute away message quotes about Parenting

   Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.~Oscar Wilde
 ~sweet quote about Battle of the sexes

   Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
 ~cute quote on away message

   Your choice this time, I'm buying.
 ~sweet cute away message quotes by Cool Pickup

   When I got to the top of Everest, I was tired.~Aracelli Segarra
 ~cool quote about Funny

   Wouldn't it be great if age and gravity did to a penis what it does to boobs? -Bob Jones
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cute aim quotes and sayings

   I don't mind if you sleep in class. Only, please do not snore. You are disturbing others who are trying to sleep. - Dr. C. Rao, UW-Whitewater
  cool cute aim quotes about Work Sayings

   I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met!
  sweet quote by Funny Guy

   Don't start with me you won't win!
  cute saying about aim

   You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
  sweet cute aim quotes about Pickup Lines

   If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
  cool quote about Love quotes

   Take a breath, Al... Inhale.~Vice President Dan Quayle politely cutting off Senator Al Gore during the VP Debate in Atlanta, 10/13/92
  cute quote on aim

   Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and the narrowness of the waist change places.
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   On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window
  sweet quote by Dan Spencer

   Pain is just weakness leaving the body. USMC
  cute saying about aim

   A diagnostic is someone who doesn't know whether there are two gods.
  sweet cute aim quotes about Religion

   When one has one's hand full of truth it is not always wise to open it.
 **inspirational quote on Truth by French Proverb

   Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
 **good quotes about Men by Mae West

   The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people.
 **wise sayings on War by Gerome Gragni and James Rado, 1967

   He stands in history as the completer of the globe
 **motivational quotations on Columbus Day by John Sterling

   A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None is so rich or mighty that he cannot get along without it and none is so poor that he cannot be made rich by it. Yet a smile cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give.
 **cute aim quotes by Author Unknown

   The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.
 **famous saying about aim by Colin Wilson

   Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.
 **inspirational quote on Fishing by Author Unknown

   Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
 **good quotes about Money by Woody Allen

   Failure is an event, never a person.
 **wise sayings on Failure by William D. Brown, Welcome Stress!

   Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened
 **motivational quotations on Sports by Rita Rudner

 My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?
 ~cool quote about Pick-Up Line

   For producing everything out of nothing, one principle is enough (omnibus ex nihil ducendis sufficit unum)
 ~cute saying on aim profiles

   Whatever can go wrong will go wrong. - Murphy s Law
 ~cool cute ideas for aim profiles about Cool Cute Quotes

   The wages of sin are eternal damnation. (the hours are good though)
 ~cute quote about One liner

   My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her... or something like that.
 ~sweet quote on aim profiles

   Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
 ~sweet cute ideas for aim profiles by Cool Pickup

   I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
 ~cool quote about Pickup Lines

   Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
 ~cute saying on aim profiles

   Is there another word for synonym?
 ~cool cute ideas for aim profiles about Question

   One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that word is "to be prepared".~Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89
 ~cute quote about Politics